Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I notice it was John Green

then I laughed harder

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sidhwen:

starkmuffin:

#somewhere in the world jude law is crying

I think he’s moved on:

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#SHOULD’VE PUT A RING ON IT, RDJ

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kylekallgren:

Fuck you and your shoulder waist ratio indeed.

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valeria2067:

mu5icliz:

"So, the balance of probability is …?"

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whoredinarygirl:

the best things in life have the most calories

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religiousmom:

So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?

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icecreamsmiles:

an apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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destinydeoxys:

*uses an escape rope in math class*

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