— someone who knows you did just (via bagmilk)
Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy
so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out
my penis would have been tiny omg
Is five inches good
I got 6 inches bitch (I don’t know if that’s good)
7 inches (18cm) hell yeah!
Sometimes I watch a Sherlock scene, and I get a sudden image of the cast going through the rehearsal, with the director’s yelling at them like “MAKE IT GAY. GAYER. I SAID GAYER. NOW EVEN MORE GAY. GODDAMNIT PEOPLE, GAYER. GAYE—Whoa okay Martin I said ‘gay,’ not ‘fuck Ben’s bumhole with your eyes’.”
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.