disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

image

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dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

image

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skullmoon:

Jack has the best plans

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wtf. what just happened? where are my ovaries?

(Source: c-c-c-coma, via sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

well that explains a lot

(Source: tracey-hummel, via raggedymans)

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

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greglestrade:

greglestrade:

if i add a house to my amazon wishlist will someone buy it for me

this one

Pretty please ..

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

(via feminismandfandoms)

k-lionheart:

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

SHELDON IS BACK

OMG I WANT ONE!

(Source: best-of-memes, via datasianstuff)