zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via handjob)

remyreaper:

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

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(via ughbenedict)

tyleroakley:

oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances. image

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(via heart)

officialfemme:

GENERIC HORROR MOVIE 5: THE RECKONING

where’s my oscar

(via greetings)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via mcmyx)

(Source: thetattlertwins, via heart)

(Source: thoracspooky, via greetings)

(Source: infinityonfolie, via stabs)

samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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(via hellafandomshit)

bitchesaloud:

literally me

(Source: irwinstattoo, via heart)